Uberjock Monica Carlson faces off against powerful fitness competitor Shanay Norvell in the final contest of this season's "American Gladiators".

Personal trainer and fitness competitor Norvell represents strength, discipline and dedication in this contest, whereas Carlson brings natural athleticism, quickness and tactical innovation to the game. This is as close a real-life pairing of Aesop's tortoise and hare as we're likely to see.

Tune in to NBC on Sunday evening and see who wins!

Seriously, what else you gonna turn on? There's "American Gladiators" or you can watch "60 Minutes" and hear Andy Rooney bitch about how lately it hurts a lot when he pees.