Crush is nigh indestructible atop the Joust platform, as even Monica Carlson learned to her dismay.

The girls over at After Ellen love them some Gina Carano. One blogger has compiled a list of five reasons why she loves Crush. They more or less line up with my own, so maybe I should spend more time hanging around lesbians.

"American Gladiators" winners Monica Carlson and Evan Dollard are interviewed on WPIX-TV in New York.

Here's the video of Siene Silva's biographical sketch on "American Gladiators". Ain't she the ginchiest?

The ad headline is simply American Gladiator - 25:

I guess I am just not your average man. I have a desire that I have yet found a woman to fill. Some may call me a freak, others may call me what they wish, but I like women who are built like the women from the tv show American gladiators.

someone like crush (brunette), venom (blond), or siren (redhead). I admit that I do not want an over muscular woman, just a tight toned hard bodied woman who is athletic, can pick up almost any sport, maybe was a fitness model or a gymnast. If you think you can meet my goals, willing for a challenge, and looking for a partner, message me and we will see where to go from there.

Newsflash: If he was a freak, NBC wouldn't have spent millions of dollars promoting the women of "American Gladiators". If you're a heterosexual male who doesn't get at least a little bit tingly looking at the female gladiators and competitors on "American Gladiators", call 911 because you probably went into cardiac arrest within the last 90 seconds.