All I can say is, thank Christ the writers strike is over. Because whoever put Tanji Johnson's face on an ecard with the caption I'm a Stealth bomber for your love should be strapped to the Joust platform and beaten like a rug.

Some of these Valentines Day e-cards aren't so bad. I've got a Crush on you is sweet and Hellga's is funny.

Check 'em all out.

Stealth: Tanji JohnsonAmerican Gladiator Girls reporters sat down with Tanji "Stealth" Johnson at our respective keyboards thousands of miles apart for an exclusive interview. Readers might justifiably ask, "How 'stealth' can Tanji Johnson be if she can be interviewed?" The answer? The interview port is the only non-stealthy part of her. Aside from that she is totally stealthy. The interview is after the jump: