All I can say is, thank Christ the writers strike is over. Because whoever put Tanji Johnson's face on an ecard with the caption I'm a Stealth bomber for your love should be strapped to the Joust platform and beaten like a rug.

Some of these Valentines Day e-cards aren't so bad. I've got a Crush on you is sweet and Hellga's is funny.

Check 'em all out.